One Glass of Cocktail a Day Keeps the Doctor Away !!

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The old saying was " An apple a day keeps the doctors away.". But it is now, as old as your last smartphone. 




But now in this new age, the new saying is supposed to be "One Glass of Cocktail a Day Keeps the Doctor Away". A glass of cocktail is more healthy than the vegetables in your refrigerator ( if you do not buy the vegetables from an organic farm). " An apple a day keeps the doctors away". Ha rubbish. It contains only one fruit. But a cocktail contains more fruits than your mother forced you to eat when you were a kid. And it also has a great taste, actually, it depends on the amount of cocktail you have drunk before your current glass.  

And when we put ice in the cocktail. Aaha, it feels like heaven. It not only keeps us physically fine ( if in the morning you wake up in a piece, in your own bed), it also keeps us mentally stable even after our nine-to-five job.

As a science student, I cannot imagine how much damage apple has done to us. It was our greatest enemy in our school days. Just because one of the apples fell upon Sir Isaac Newton, our whole physics was hell.  And instead of keeping us healthy it thus increased the mental pressure on many of the students.

And-and- and, after drinking, it increases our English tremendously, marvelously and terrifically. Even the illiterate person speaks wonderful English. If you do not believe me, 

And if you do not drink, next time when your mother forces you to take the injection, secretly take a bottle with you and give it to the doctor ( under the table or your mother will first kill you then to the doctor). He will send you back with some sweet medicine ( just imagining, medicine are never sweet).

So it is healthy and tasty at the same time. So why waste our money on fruits. 

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